Poll: How Do Bass Fishermen Know They Are Out of Shape?

We all have those little indicators… those wake up calls that cause us to really look in the mirror and come to terms with how far we’ve let our health slip.  I had one of those moments recently myself.  I tried putting on an old belt that used to fit me with an extra hole leftover! Reality check.  Where’s my drill?

A lot has been going on in my life over the last several months and it’s taken its toll on my health.  I’ve slipped.  Now, I’ve got to get a hold of things and draw the line in the sand.  I needed that reality check with the belt.  Belts don’t lie like a pair of sweat pants.

Here’s a poll that I need some comments on.  Which one of these “indicators” apply to you?

I know I’m getting out of shape when:

#1  I look down and can’t see the trolling motor pedal.

#2  My boat’s steering wheel traps me behind my console.

#3  I lose my breath by the time I make it from my driver’s seat to my front deck’s Bill Dance style fold down pedestal seat.

 #4  The Mercury performance testing charts say my boat should get on plane in 5-seconds, but it takes me 23-seconds.

#5  The bass are referring to ME as “pig”, “slob”, and “hog”.

#6  Gay walleye fishermen with little pink jigheads no longer stare and flirt with me.

#7  My “tighty whitey” underwear easily doubles as an effective Lake Erie drift sock.

#8  My brand new double wide 95″ beam Ranger leans like a 1985 Bass Tracker Panfish model.

#9  My recessed trolling motor pedal wasn’t always recessed.

#10  My tournament jersey company will have to charge me interstate billboard rates for my next jersey.

Fish Strong!

 

 

 

 

About Hale White

Hale White, tournament angler and fitness enthusiast, is originally from the bass capital of Florida, holds a Masters degree in Exercise and Nutrition Science, is a Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist, and has an insatiable appetite for bass fishing.
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